Thursday 31 March 2016

Three forks

Three forks

In the hotel, Peter called Operator.

"I need three forks", said Peter.

"We will not charge you for the forks", said Operator.

"Thanks for not charging me for the forks. I need three forks", said Peter.

"It is free", said Operator.

"Please send me three forks. I need the forks for eating fruit", said Peter.

"The forks are free. How many forks do you need?", said Operator.

"I need three forks", said Peter.

"The forks are free. How many forks do you need?", said Operator.

"I need total one, two, three forks", said Peter.

"I see. You need two free forks", said Operator.

"No, I need total three forks," said Peter.

"The forks are totally free", said Operator.

"I need four forks", said Peter.

"Okay. I will ask our colleagues to bring you four free forks", said Operator.


Category: Joke, Travel