< Sunlight >
"I always wake up before any sunlight gets into my room", Peter told John.
John was amazed and asked, "How can you do it?"
"My windows face west", said Peter.
Type: Joke
Monday, 26 May 2014
Sunday, 25 May 2014
Regular regulators
(Regular regulators)
Regular regulators regularly regulate regulatory regulations.
Regular regulators regularly regulate regulatory regulations.
Thursday, 22 May 2014
Lost a lover
< Lost a lover >
A girl cried at the riverbank. A monk walked by. The monk
asked, "Why do you cry?"
"My boyfriend separated with
me", the girl replied.
The monk laughed.
The girl felt angry and asked, “Why do you feel happy?"
The monk said, "What you have lost is
a person who did not love you. What he has lost is a person who loved
him."
Tuesday, 20 May 2014
I am fine. Thank you.
< I am fine. Thank you. >
Mr Wang learned English in China. He learned that when people asked, "how are you?", he needed to reply "I am fine. Thank you."
One day, Mr Wang drove in U.S. He crashed his car and hurt himself badly. A policeman came to him and asked, "how are you?"
"I am fine. Thank you.", Mr Wang replied.
Then, the policeman left Mr Wang. Mr Wang died.
Type: Joke
Mr Wang learned English in China. He learned that when people asked, "how are you?", he needed to reply "I am fine. Thank you."
One day, Mr Wang drove in U.S. He crashed his car and hurt himself badly. A policeman came to him and asked, "how are you?"
"I am fine. Thank you.", Mr Wang replied.
Then, the policeman left Mr Wang. Mr Wang died.
Type: Joke
Monday, 19 May 2014
Red Riding Hood
< Red Riding Hood >
Red Riding Hood is a famous story. The Red Riding Hood met a big bad wolf on the way to her grandmother's home. The Red Ridding Hood told the wolf the location of her grandmother's home. Eventually, the wolf ate the grandmother and Red Riding Hood.
The story was used to warn the young girls to be careful with the bad people (big bad wolf). However, the big bad wolf of course will not let this happen. A lot of new versions of the story appeared including a hunter save the Red Riding Hood, or the Red Riding Hood saved herself by her intelligence. All of these versions reduce the cautious of the girls.
Nowadays, the wolves are still active in the jungle called internet.
Type: Tale School
Red Riding Hood is a famous story. The Red Riding Hood met a big bad wolf on the way to her grandmother's home. The Red Ridding Hood told the wolf the location of her grandmother's home. Eventually, the wolf ate the grandmother and Red Riding Hood.
The story was used to warn the young girls to be careful with the bad people (big bad wolf). However, the big bad wolf of course will not let this happen. A lot of new versions of the story appeared including a hunter save the Red Riding Hood, or the Red Riding Hood saved herself by her intelligence. All of these versions reduce the cautious of the girls.
Nowadays, the wolves are still active in the jungle called internet.
Type: Tale School
Sunday, 18 May 2014
Sleeping Beauty
< Sleeping Beauty >
Sleeping Beauty is a famous story. The princess fell into sleep by a curse. Eventually, a prince kissed the princess and waked her up.
However, the story has passed a wrong message to the kids. The story encourages boys to kiss sleeping girls.
In fact, kissing an unknown sleeping woman is illegal regardless the woman is 116 years old.
Type: School Tale
Sleeping Beauty is a famous story. The princess fell into sleep by a curse. Eventually, a prince kissed the princess and waked her up.
However, the story has passed a wrong message to the kids. The story encourages boys to kiss sleeping girls.
In fact, kissing an unknown sleeping woman is illegal regardless the woman is 116 years old.
Type: School Tale
Hot Dog
< Hot Dog >
Mr Wang visited New York. He only knew very little English. He went to a restaurant and he did not understand the menu. He looked at the menu carefully and he found "hot dog". He knew these two words. He thought,"It is not bad to have dog in U.S."
Ten minutes later, the waitress served Mr Wang the hot dog. When Mr Wang looked at the hot dog, he said, "Oh no, I do not eat this part of dog."
Type: Joke
Mr Wang visited New York. He only knew very little English. He went to a restaurant and he did not understand the menu. He looked at the menu carefully and he found "hot dog". He knew these two words. He thought,"It is not bad to have dog in U.S."
Ten minutes later, the waitress served Mr Wang the hot dog. When Mr Wang looked at the hot dog, he said, "Oh no, I do not eat this part of dog."
Type: Joke
American Cusine
< American Cuisine >
On Maggie's birthday, her colleagues agreed to treat her American cuisine for lunch. Maggie was very happy. She thought about Tuesday, Friday, etc. The spending in these restaurants was high.
At lunchtime, Maggie followed the colleagues. Eventually, she felt something wrong. They were not going to the direction that Maggie thought. Finally, they had lunch at McDonald.
Type: Office Joke
On Maggie's birthday, her colleagues agreed to treat her American cuisine for lunch. Maggie was very happy. She thought about Tuesday, Friday, etc. The spending in these restaurants was high.
At lunchtime, Maggie followed the colleagues. Eventually, she felt something wrong. They were not going to the direction that Maggie thought. Finally, they had lunch at McDonald.
Type: Office Joke
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