Medicines to make human cleverer

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Alan went to see Dr. Lee and asked, "Dr. Lee, is there any medicine that can make me cleverer?"

"Yes, here it is. Come back to see me next week.", said Dr. Lee.

In the following week, Alan went to see Dr. Lee again.

"I do not see any progress", said Alan.

"Continue to eat the medicine on time. Come back to see me next week", said Dr. Lee.

In the following week, Alan went to see Dr. Lee again.

"Dr. Lee, I find that what you give me is simply vitamins", said Alan.

"You are cleverer now", said Dr. Lee.

Most important fruit of mankind

Most wonderful fruit of mankind

"What is the most important fruit of mankind?", Amy asked.

"Apple.", John answered.

"Why?" Amy curious. 

"Eva ate apple and change the life of human. Newton discovered gravity by a hit of apple. Nowadays, Apple is one of the largest company in the world.", John said.


Joke

Penis broken

David is using his smartphone Note to communicate with Amy by whatsapp.

After communication in few sentences, David does not reply for 1 minutes.

Amy: "what is happening?"

David: "penis broken"

Amy: "omg. are you joking?"

David: "no, but no worry"

Amy: "feeling painful? need to go to hospital?"

David: "no need. I can handle it."

Amy: "how to handle?"

David: "I can use finger"

Amy: "stupid"

In fact, David wants to type "pen is broken" but he omits a space.